Bridge of Sighs Structurally Deficient
Ponte dei Sospiri, or the Bridge of Sighs, has been judged by the Department of Congestion and Malfeasance to be “Structurally Deficient”. A spokesman for the Department said that this should not concern citizens of Second Life in that the definition of “Structurally Deficient” had many meanings such as “impending doom”, “unmitigated disaster”, and “death on a short stick.” Since there are so many possible interpretations of the term, citizens should continue in their travels unconcerned with the famous bridge. However, avatars are advised to fly across the bridge rather than walk.
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