PERSONAL FINANCE
BY CHRIS LLANFAIR
It will soon be tax season again and its time for all Avatars to think about their financial security as they approach their senescence and early onset of memory loss. A good financial plan is always in order; however, many avatars ask me “Chris, where should I put my lindens to ensure a happy senility and nest egg for my progeny.” Well, as a wealthy nob and playboy, who earned his money the hard way, by inheriting it, I can offer some sound advice on the financial front. A sound plan for a solid financial future should contain a diversified portfolio of investments, including indentures, discount coupons, inflation linked puts, Second Life cemetery plots, as well as a variety of other sophisticated investment vehicles such as Pasts on the Fumis Exchange. In addition, a small position in heavy metals, such as Californium and Hassium is warranted. Don’t forget to keep your heavy metals in a Klien bottle to ensure their freshness. In addition, to ensure that your hard earned Lindens stay crisp and shiny, you must always take care and look at the management fees required of any investment. Remember, the really successful Wall Street Typhoons, make lots of money in those outrageous executive salaries, so you want to be sure that the management fees you pay are among the highest available. This way your sure to get the best possible service.